I Am A Mess: Here For Your Entertainment 

This is how my morning is going:

Story 1: You know you’re tired when you try and scan your office badge to operate the evelvator. Once you figure out how to get to the floor that your office resides on and the elevator door opens, you look around to make sure your on the right floor. (And, in my defense, it was pitch black. The lights are sensored and had not been triggered to come on). The doors opened. I hesitated. I almost felt like I was ins horror movie. I continued to pause as the doors almost shut. I walked out of the evelavator a few steps, but not too far so if something were to try an attack me or if I saw the creepy twins from The Shining, I could run back inside the elevator. I thought, “There’s no one here. What day is it?”. Then I realized and thought to myself, “You’re here early you idiot.”…
Story 2: You know you’re tired when you clumsily pull up your underpants and somehow manage to pierce the fabric with your thumbnail. You now have a large hole in the butt-crack area of your under garments. Nice. 

It wasn’t even 9:00 a.m. yet… WHERE IS MY LIFE COACH?! I need an adult. 

Welcome to my life. 

Note to self: green smoothies are bad in the morning, coffee if better. 

Humans Are Weird

If you’re going to whine, comment or judge other people for something, then you need to practice what you preach. It’s called being a hypocrite.

Being decent is not that hard. Just because it’s someone’s job to pick up trash that other throw or leave on the ground, doesn’t make it okay. At the end of the day, it’s still littering. Regardless if someone gets paid to clean up your garbage. Humans are disgusting and vile. Do your part. Stop being gross. And if you don’t give a shit, then I suggest keeping your mouth shut and not talking about something you give ZERO fucks about. I mean, it only makes sense… For those who have a brain.

So, be part of the solution. Not the problem. Those with impressionable minds will see you doing it and think it’s okay. So just stop. Kthnxbye.

About Me

Hi! My name is Amy. I have decided to start writing again as I’ve been thinking about it for quite some time. It’s been bothering me a lot that I only THINK of all these things that I want to do but I don’t actually DO anything… So, here it is! 

This will be my place for blogging about my life and the things I love. Whether it be something that happened to me, or something I want to vent about, or maybe even to review a new makeup product, since I have a mild addiction to makeup… This is going to be my place for doing just that. And by ‘just that’ I really mean doing whatever I want. 

Stay tuned.






I received my February POPSUGAR Must Have Box last night. Needless to say, I am always super excited for this subscription. It’s definitely a nice treat to be surprised with every month. So, what’s in the box, you say?



1. Gorjana-Griffin Jewelry Roll

2. Nourish Organic Pure Hydrating Argan Face Serum

3. K Hall Designs Peony Travel Candle

4. ModelCo Lip Pops Duo Lip Gloss and Lipstick

5. Sugarwish Mini Red Cinnamon Hearts

6. NCLA Rodeo Drive Royalty Nail Polish

7. Dial Vitamin Boost Body Wash

Not gonna lie, I’m pretty stoked about the candy. Also included was a 20% off coupon for a petite treat from Sugarwish and a $25 off coupon code for Gorjana-Griffin.