You Were a Sucky “Friend”

You’re not a good person. On the outside you seem like you are. But once that candy coating dissolved, you turned sour. I had been biting my tongue for a while. From you getting blackout drunk and ruining parties, to you embarrassing me at my engagement dinner, to you ditching me for several different guys. The last one is something I should have expected and anticipated. But I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I had already lost too much. And it was only a matter of time that all of the things I have kept my mouth shut about started to build up to the point where I exploded. 

You made plans to go to a show with me. And hung out with your new idiot until 6 am the night prior then went to work on an hour of sleep. So by the time I saw you, you were already yawning and the only thing you could really keep saying was how hungry you were. Not only were you terrible company, you also were being a bitch. You yelled at the people next to us for bumping you. You’re at a concert. You are going to get bumped into, get the fuck over it. And if you don’t like it, don’t go to shows. At any rate, I offered to take your place, and you refused because you wanted to “stand your ground”… wtf? What point were you trying to prove? That was embarrassing and immature.  You claimed to like these bands yet you knew only one song by one band. One. Fucking. Song. So you stood there the entire night yawning, looking miserable and wanting to leave early so you could stud your fucking fat pie-hole. You’re a blast to hang out with. 
And what’s with the constant bitchiness and eye rolls IN FRONT of people. Jesus Christ. You need to work on your facial expressions. I mean I always told you that when I first met you, I thought you were a bitch. But you really ARE just a bitch. You have no empathy towards how you make other people feel when they’re near you. Zero. 

“I refuse to be talked to like that”… HAHAHA. WHAT makes you think you’re better than the next person? NEWS FLASH: YOU’RE NOT!  All you care about is being a skinny-fat bitch, being “successful” and having a large shoe collection. Sounds a little shallow and superficial to me. Just so you know. You can lose all the weight you want, but that won’t change your attention-whore self-absorbed type of personality. Success isn’t only determined by your rank in your career. It’s also determined by your relationships and friendships. And you, my (ex)friend, have a poor track record. 

You play victim in every situation. Even when it’s NOT about you. It’s pathetic. And you’re an attention whore. It’s sad really. YOU create your own drama. You and only you. Our ENTIRE “friendship” was based on drama. And I fed into it. I never used to do that. Before out falling out, I had been wondering why I had become like that. Why did I allow myself to be bitched to about your issues and the many men you had drama-filled relationships with? I started to do that same. I “vented” all of the things that bothered me to you… about my fiancé, my family, my other friend, my job. That’s what our entire friendship became. One endless bitchfest. My social life has significantly improved since I cut the cord. At first I was. Apologetic for the things I said. But now I’m not. Not even a little. So you need to get over yourself and find a hobby instead of bringing down all of the people you speak to. You suck. 

My mind set has improved sooo much since I stopped feeling the need to be a bitchy person like you. So with that, I thank you. 

Good luck and Godspeed.  


I Am A Mess: Here For Your Entertainment 

This is how my morning is going:

Story 1: You know you’re tired when you try and scan your office badge to operate the evelvator. Once you figure out how to get to the floor that your office resides on and the elevator door opens, you look around to make sure your on the right floor. (And, in my defense, it was pitch black. The lights are sensored and had not been triggered to come on). The doors opened. I hesitated. I almost felt like I was ins horror movie. I continued to pause as the doors almost shut. I walked out of the evelavator a few steps, but not too far so if something were to try an attack me or if I saw the creepy twins from The Shining, I could run back inside the elevator. I thought, “There’s no one here. What day is it?”. Then I realized and thought to myself, “You’re here early you idiot.”…
Story 2: You know you’re tired when you clumsily pull up your underpants and somehow manage to pierce the fabric with your thumbnail. You now have a large hole in the butt-crack area of your under garments. Nice. 

It wasn’t even 9:00 a.m. yet… WHERE IS MY LIFE COACH?! I need an adult. 

Welcome to my life. 

Note to self: green smoothies are bad in the morning, coffee if better. 

Humans Are Weird

If you’re going to whine, comment or judge other people for something, then you need to practice what you preach. It’s called being a hypocrite.

Being decent is not that hard. Just because it’s someone’s job to pick up trash that other throw or leave on the ground, doesn’t make it okay. At the end of the day, it’s still littering. Regardless if someone gets paid to clean up your garbage. Humans are disgusting and vile. Do your part. Stop being gross. And if you don’t give a shit, then I suggest keeping your mouth shut and not talking about something you give ZERO fucks about. I mean, it only makes sense… For those who have a brain.

So, be part of the solution. Not the problem. Those with impressionable minds will see you doing it and think it’s okay. So just stop. Kthnxbye.

About Me

Hi! My name is Amy. I have decided to start writing again as I’ve been thinking about it for quite some time. It’s been bothering me a lot that I only THINK of all these things that I want to do but I don’t actually DO anything… So, here it is! 

This will be my place for blogging about my life and the things I love. Whether it be something that happened to me, or something I want to vent about, or maybe even to review a new makeup product, since I have a mild addiction to makeup… This is going to be my place for doing just that. And by ‘just that’ I really mean doing whatever I want. 

Stay tuned.






I received my February POPSUGAR Must Have Box last night. Needless to say, I am always super excited for this subscription. It’s definitely a nice treat to be surprised with every month. So, what’s in the box, you say?



1. Gorjana-Griffin Jewelry Roll

2. Nourish Organic Pure Hydrating Argan Face Serum

3. K Hall Designs Peony Travel Candle

4. ModelCo Lip Pops Duo Lip Gloss and Lipstick

5. Sugarwish Mini Red Cinnamon Hearts

6. NCLA Rodeo Drive Royalty Nail Polish

7. Dial Vitamin Boost Body Wash

Not gonna lie, I’m pretty stoked about the candy. Also included was a 20% off coupon for a petite treat from Sugarwish and a $25 off coupon code for Gorjana-Griffin.